Weekend Kvetch Thread

Continuing the Kvetch … Open thread, no rules – not even the three that we have.

A friend and I had a Kvetch session early in my morning.  In this session I learned that the Pretend Holy Hebrews in their Pretend Holy Land are discouraging Yiddish.  Yiddish is the richest and funniest hybrid language ever made on this earth.  If baboons, the most comical  animal that the creator ever allowed to appear on our lands, could talk, they would speak Yiddish.

If they don’t like Yiddish, we will speak it, as a live protest!

Here is your Kvetch Thread, and here is your vocab.

Yiddish Glossary

https://beelinguapp.com/blog/oy-vey-and-more-common-yiddish-phrases

Let’s insult those Schmucks with Chutzpah from the Schnozzle to the Tushie.  Let the Schmos tremble!   A curse on those Killer Chamoole Chazzers.  Let their Fisfingers roll up in shame.  A Schmuck of the year has been chosen and will be revealed.  He is a drunken and sniffin’ drug addled killer with Hitlerian Habits.  “I am because I Kill.”

Elect more Schmukies as Ferkrimpter ponim of this year.  These Behaimeh meshugehs must feel our ire.

I am truly Farmutshet about the horror that they have unleashed and is still unleasing in our world.  We call it Zionism.  We call it nazism, and there are more.  Call it people!  Call it by name and in Yiddish.  Call the cat anything you like; black .. white, but let’s catch mice!

Once the kvetch is done, I will choose our person of the year.