Medvedev hopes US deep state won’t swallow Musk

MOSCOW, February 3. /TASS/. Russian Security Council Deputy Chairman Dmitry Medvedev commenting on the situation surrounding the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) expressed hope that the US deep state won’t consume Elon Musk.

Earlier, Musk, who leads the US Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), said that USAID had been closed down.

“Smart move by @elonmusk, trying to plug USAID’s Deep Throat. Let’s hope notorious Deep State doesn’t swallow him whole,” Medvedev wrote in English on the X social network.

On the situation surrounding USAID

Explaining the decision to dismantle USAID, Musk said that this structure is “beyond repair.” Earlier, he accused USAID of funding the development of biological weapons.

The Associated Press cited sources as saying that two USAID security managers were placed on administrative leave because of a conflict with DOGE. They refused to turn over classified documents to Musk’s agency.

In late January, NBC News reported that more than 50 USAID employees were placed on administrative leave with full pay and benefits until further notice. This decision was made following an audit that uncovered “several actions within USAID that appear to be designed to circumvent the President’s Executive Orders and the mandate from the American people,” according to the agency’s new acting administrator Jason Gray.

Medvedev continued commenting on his Telegram channel early today:

In a fit of candor, the Bandera regime’s boss admitted that he and his cronies had siphoned off $100 billion.

He played coy, like the bashful thief Alchen from Ilf and Petrov’s The Twelve Chairs. “Um, those billions? Never saw them. Go ask old man Biden where they went.” A brazen and cynical lie, of course. The hundred billion lined the pockets of all kinds of kleptocrats from Washington to Kiev. Gobbling on this pile of cash were the Deep Throats at the US Department of Defense, CIA and military contractors. As the amount was humongous, they took their time, going at it with unabashed enjoyment. The plundering spree continued in Kiev, with billions stolen in both cash and weapons, which are now popping up all over the globe.

What’s next? Nothing. The thieves will pardon themselves. Biden has already started the process. Even Elon’s naive yet respectable attempts to investigate ideologically camouflaged theft at USAID, as well as corruption in aid to the failed state of Ukraine, will come to naught. There will be condemnations voiced, fists shaken, Senate hearings held, uninvolved parties fired, and… that’s all. Aid to Kiev will continue under a reissue of the Reagan motto “Peace through strength.” And Washington’s trained political midgets will again be propped up through color revolutions, dancing to the tune of US national interests.

And the insatiable Deep Throat of the deep state will continue to service all of its depraved clients.