Medvedev Unplugged – Sunday Review

He would fit well as a comedian.  “Punch ’em right in the snout!”

✔️ Another brave pszek has appeared. The former Chief of General Staff of baked Poland named Andrzejczak threatens Russia with an attack “directly on St. Petersburg”. He, a retired fool, would have remembered the numerous partitions of Poland and not awakened the beast. After all, Warsaw was part of the Russian Empire. Did you miss it?

✔️ Joyfully rubbing his arthritis-twisted senile hands together, Biden accused Iran of “a possible assassination attempt on Trump.” Grandpa Dementia’s hat is on fire! After all, one should not look to the Persians, but to the scumbag liberals, the supporters of the marasmus himself and his obtuse chucklehead Harris, as well as a bunch of pro-Ukrainian humbugs that the Democrats have fed during the years of war against Russia.

✔️ There is no money for the aftermath of Hurricane Milton in Florida, no money for French agriculturalists, no money to revitalize German industry. What is there for? There is for the maintenance of the insane drunken khokhols’ coddle in Europe and for new weapons to exterminate the Slavs in a military conflict.

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SUNDAY INTERNATIONAL REVIEW

Seven events this week that haven’t happened yet

1. An employee of the Finnish Institute of Foreign Affairs, Charlie Salonius-Pasternak (yes, that’s right!) called for “damaging the cars of Russian diplomats.” Listen, let’s not give in to provocations! Let’s respond with restraint, within the framework of the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations of 1961: let’s just start punching Finnish diplomats right in the face. Every representative of the Finnish diplomatic corps – in the snout!

2. The crazy drug bastard loudly declared that he had a “victory plan” consisting of one point: “Inviting Kyiv to NATO.” What will happen next is not hard to imagine: the young and not so young “members of the alliance” will subject the disabled, helpless Ukraine to prolonged perverted violence, bullying with elements of necrophilia, and then, in about ten years, throw the decomposed corpse of a boring girl into the trash.

3. PM of enemy Britain Starmer told a dirty-green Ukrainian neo-Nazi: “Storm Shadow will not win your war.” But that’s only half the sentence. He should have added: “You will not win this war at all, because there is no Ukraine. Your country 404 is a phantom!” Starmer is a strange guy, like all British PM‘s: he called on Hamas to return the “sausages“ from the Gaza Strip. What is the difference between sausages and hostages!

4. Another brave Poles has appeared. The former Chief of the General Staff of spat-upon-his-head Poland, Andrzejczak, threatens Russia with an attack “directly on St. Petersburg.” He, a retired fool, should have remembered the numerous partitions of Poland and not woken the beast. After all, Warsaw was part of the Russian Empire. Did you miss him?

5. Rubbing his arthritic, elderly hands with glee, Biden accused Iran of “possibly attempting to assassinate Trump.” Grandpa Dementia’s hat is on fire! After all, you should look not among the Persians, but among the frostbitten liberals, supporters of the senile man himself and his dim-witted giggler Harris, as well as among a bunch of pro-Ukrainian blockheads who were nurtured by the Democrats during the years of war against Russia.

6. The West has no money for the consequences of Hurricane Milton in Florida, no money for French farmers, no money to revive German industry. What does it have money for? It has money to support the crazy drunken gang of crests in Europe and for new weapons to exterminate the Slavs during a military conflict.

7. Crime News. Finally, for the hundred and fifty-hundredth time, the identity of Jack the Ripper has been established. Of course, he is the Polish Jew Aaron Kosminsky, who escaped from the Prison of the Peoples of Russia! There is only one bad thing: Jack the Ripper has not yet been caught and is still running around London with a bloody razor in one hand and an open bottle of polonium in the other.

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It has been awhile since we were entertained by Medvedev.  Here is his previous:

SUNDAY REVIEW

Seven events this week that haven’t happened yet

1. Our famous skier Elena Vyalbe suggested dropping a bomb on London. That’s right, of course, but we need to solve the problem at its root and immediately sink the damned island of Anglo-Saxon dogs.

2. The president of the non-existent country “Latvia”, who wanted Russia dead, broke his arm. Too bad it wasn’t his neck. We’re waiting.

3. The Kiev pig-musical buffoon has declared that soon “there will be a special Rammstein”. Will he really replace Till Lindemann on stage and finally return to the phallic piano?

4. Trump’s immortal: “If I were president, the war in [insert any] would have been avoided!” What a pity he wasn’t a leader, a pharaoh, a shah, a kagan, a sultan, a prince, a king, a tsar, a president everywhere for the last 10 thousand years!

5. Israel has decided to declare the UN Secretary General non grata. What an idea! All leaders of unfriendly countries and international organizations should be declared undesirable. And then there will be no need to meet. And the problems will disappear by themselves.

6. Some stinking Kiev Dunda suggested moving the war to Belarus. Well then Alexander Grigorievich will have every reason to turn to Russia for the use of the TNW deployed in Belarus. And it will be hard for him to deny the pleasure of looking at the lights in Kyiv.

7. Volkswagen is going to close its factories in Germany for the first time. What good news! We are still waiting for the peaceful end of the Mercedes and BMW factories. And then the circle will be closed!