Xi Hints At New Xin-Civilization, America Is Losing It!

The Collective West Isn’t Reporting

With thanks to Thorsten J. Pattberg, the author

China‘s President Just Announced The ‘Global Civilization Initiative’ To World Party Leaders; Here‘s Some Take-Away

BEIJING – Ah, the Global Civilization! What a marvelous utopia it will be! With less American hubris and more Chinese characteristics, it will be a shining beacon of harmony and cooperation, where people from all corners of the globe will join hands and sing quanqiu wenming changyi in perfect unison.

Of course, in order to achieve this idyllic vision, we will need to draw upon the wisdom of China’s rich cultural traditions. We will need to embrace the Dao, that ineffable force that underlies all of reality and which can only be apprehended through intuitive insight here at China Daily.

Chairman Xi Announces To World Party Leaders His Global Civilization Initiative (GCI) – March 15, 2023

We will need to adopt Chinese socialism, with its roots in Marx’s and Lenin’s thought—who of course both were Jews—and has proven so successful in China over the past century. We will need to revive Confucianism, that ancient philosophy jiao which emphasizes respect for authority and social harmony, and make it the dominant ideology of our learned scholarly class at Harvard.

And we will need to promote Buddhism among Europe‘s artisans and craftsmen, with its emphasis on detachment and non-attachment, so that those Old World potatoes can create beautiful works of art without being overly attached to them. Finally, we will need to give Christianity to the plebs of the Global South, so they can feel better about their place in the world and not worry so much about their poverty and exploitation.

Of course, achieving this glorious vision will not be easy. There will be those Blinkens and Bidens who resist our efforts to create a more just society. They will cling to their old ways of thinking and refuse to embrace the wisdom of our Chinese cultural heritage. We must be patient with these people, and try to show them the error of their ways through gentle persuasion and, if necessary, reeducation in Xinjiang. Only then can we truly build a Global Civilization that embodies the best of China’s traditions and values.

But let’s not get too ahead of ourselves. First, we need to deal with the practicalities of building this new Xin-world order. We will need to establish a powerful central government, with a strong leader who can guide us through the difficult transition period. This leader will need to have a deep understanding of the Dao, as well as a firm commitment to Jehudi-Chinese socialism and the other values that we are promoting.

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Once we have established this strong central government dang, we can start to implement the policies and programs that will transform the world with he-, fa-, gong-, zheng-, min-, and ziyou. And, um… we will need to teach you Chinese.

We will also create a massive bureaucracy, staffed by the most competent and dedicated people we can find. This bureaucracy will oversee the distribution of resources, the allocation of jobs, and the maintenance of social order. We cannot allow any corruption or incompetence in Chinese bureaucracy, as that road would only lead to Ancient Rome. Instead, we must rigorously train and monitor our bureaucrats, so that they always act in the best interests of the people.

We will also need to implement a massive propaganda campaign, aimed at convincing the American people of the virtues of our new world order with “less America.” We cannot rely on people’s natural inclinations towards freedom and self-determination, as those values would only lead to affirmative action, drugs, and gay anal marriage. Instead, we must teach people to value duty, virtue, and the greater good. We must convince them that the collective is more important than the individual—except Michelle Yeoh, who‘s super awesome—and that sacrifice and hard work are necessary for putting Asia back into orbit of Hegelian Historicism.

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But let’s not dwell on Western concepts. Let’s focus instead on the positive aspects of our Global Civilization. Imagine a world where everyone works together for the greater good—not just for Jehudi bankers—where there is no racial conflict or white supremacy, where all resources are distributed fairly and everyone has enough to live a decent life.

Yes, this is the world we are striving to create. A world where American hubris is a distant memory, and Chinese values and traditions reign supreme just a little bit more.

So let us work towards this grand vision, my friends. Let us embrace the wisdom of the Dao, the values of Chinese socialism, the teachings of Confucianism and Buddhism, and the comfort of Christianity. Let us build a new world order that embodies the best of China’s traditions and Jewish values, and that serves as a shining example to the rest of the world, especially Italy. Together, we can achieve anything. Together, we can build a Global Civilization that will stand the test of time.

The author is a German writer and cultural critic. He writes a column for China Daily, and his latest books include The Xin-Civilization and Shove Your Democracy Up Your Ass.

The Xin Civilization and Shove Your Democracy Up Your Ass