Trump’s First Day in office

OK, this is a bit of humor drawn together from real planned actions and all from Trump’s Truth Social in the last eight days.

On Trump’s first day in office he will:

– stop the Ukraine SMO in 24 hours (Oops, maybe it will take a little longer, say 36 hours?)

– Define a new geography and strategic map for the US while grabbing Greenland, Canada and the Panama Canal (perhaps send troops into Mexico to do something with the cartels)

– Send a million immigrants to their rooms home countries (Oops, AI malfunction)

– Agree that (M)Elon Musk may have as many Indians under the H-1B visa scheme as Elon wants because Trump says he has “many H-1B visas on his properties”

– Make the biggest tax cuts that the world has ever seen

– Shake up DC in a new era of governance

– Crush some European countries as announced by Serbian President Aleksandar Vučić who said:

There is no “good news” following a conversation with the United States regarding the NIS (Naftna Industrija Srbije). According to Vučić, the U.S. plans to crush countries that have received Russian gas, undermine them, and change their regimes to be more loyal. This includes countries such as Georgia, Slovakia, and others.

– Institute immediate and crippling Sanctions Against the International Criminal Court (ICC) in response to arrest warrants issued for Israeli leaders.   According to sources close to the matter, cited by Israel Hayom, Trump plans to impose severe sanctions on the ICC in The Hague immediately after taking office. Executive orders could be unveiled as early as January 21, just one day after his inauguration.

The sanctions package will target both individual ICC officials, including judges and prosecutors, and the institution itself. The administration plans to classify the ICC as a threat to U.S. interests, using a designation process similar to that employed by the U.S. State Department for global terrorist organizations.

This designation would bring severe restrictions on anyone associated with the court’s activities. Financial institutions worldwide would be required to sever ties with ICC personnel or face U.S. sanctions. Mirroring measures taken against Israeli citizens under similar sanctions, ICC staff would be unable to conduct ordinary banking operations or use credit cards, effectively freezing their economic activities. Additionally, any assets in the U.S. belonging to ICC employees or the institution itself would be frozen.

The new administration’s strategy extends beyond unilateral actions. It plans to secure commitments from U.S. allies to refuse cooperation with arrest warrants issued for Israeli officials.

– Take the fate of TikTok into his hands.  (Gimme gimme gimme my TikTok).  President-elect Trump says he should be the one to make the decision on whether TikTok can continue operating in the United States due to the unique national security and First Amendment issues raised by this case, he said in an amicus brief Friday.

– Do something with Bitcoin (sorry, I forgot exactly what)

– Hit it hard on Tariffs:  “The Tariffs, and Tariffs alone, created this vast wealth for our Country. Then we switched over to Income Tax. We were never so wealthy as during this period. Tariffs will pay off our debt and, MAKE AMERICA WEALTHY AGAIN!”

– Move aggressively to protect the greenback’s status as the world’s premier money.  (See Tariffs).  “The idea that the BRICS Countries are trying to move away from the Dollar while we stand by and watch is OVER. We require a commitment from these Countries that they will neither create a new BRICS Currency, nor back any other Currency to replace the mighty U.S. Dollar or, they will face 100% Tariffs, and should expect to say goodbye to selling into the wonderful U.S. Economy. They can go find another “sucker!” There is no chance that the BRICS will replace the U.S. Dollar in International Trade, and any Country that tries should wave goodbye to America.”   🤗🤗

– Redefine the media landscape

– Continue building his brand on TruthSocial, with copious statesman-like photos and art, selling guitars and some other commemorative coins.  (OK, I added this one and Trump did not say so but he sure is doing so.)

– Buy (M)Elon Musk another lollypop for singlehandedly trying to regime change Britain and Germany at the same time.

– Eliminate Daylight Savings Time

– And just for fun:  The US court decides there is no ground to dismiss President-elect Donald Trump’s hush money case and orders him to appear for sentencing on January 10.

On Trump’s first day in office he will not:  Do one damn thing to stop genocide

Photos posted by Trump for Trump and to Trump on his Truth Social.

This one was titled ‘TRAITORS?

Today, the CIA received their marching orders:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Our Country is a disaster, a laughing stock all over the World! This is what happens when you have OPEN BORDERS, with weak, ineffective, and virtually nonexistent leadership. The DOJ, FBI, and Democrat state and local prosecutors have not done their job. They are incompetent and corrupt, having spent all of their waking hours unlawfully attacking their political opponent, ME, rather than focusing on protecting Americans from the outside and inside violent SCUM that has infiltrated all aspects of our government, and our Nation itself. Democrats should be ashamed of themselves for allowing this to happen to our Country.

The CIA must get involved, NOW, before it is too late.

The USA is breaking down – A violent erosion of Safety, National Security, and Democracy is taking place all across our Nation. Only strength and powerful leadership will stop it. See you on January 20th. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

That call broke the internet.  One comment from Whitney Webb:  “The CIA must get involved, NOW, before it is too late” A call to have the CIA involved in domestic policing from the guy who is supposedly being constantly targeted by the CIA, all because of an alleged “terror” threat based on groups created (and arguably still managed) by the CIA (Al Qaeda and ISIS)….. Checks out.